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If you would like a free Gold Ad for your church here is what you need to do.  Provide me with your church history and start sending me your church announcements.  Gold Ads rotate on the home page with the other non profit Gold Ads. 　

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A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill
arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. As they moved along the
conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.  The
twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country.

"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed. "Why I've been to Las
Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York , performances
on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean "

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!"

"So tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your
lifetime?"

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the
Baptist Church , the Lutheran Church ."

The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"

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Why Shouldn’t Christians Accept Millions of Years?

Darwin's book has a racist title: On the Origin of Species by Natural Selection, or the Preservation of Favored Races in the Struggle for Life

The Pilgrims comforted themselves on their journey by singing Psalms.  This "noise" irritated one of the ships paid crewmembers.  He told the Pilgrims he was looking forward to throwing their bodies overboard after they died from the routine illnesses common on such voyages.  As it turned out he was the only person to die on the trip and was thrown overboard.

An unborn baby just 12 weeks after conception can rub their eyes, suck the thumb, and scratch an itch.

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